What the Sam Hill is this? I don't know if sleeping in this would prohibit normal dreaming. Would you be able to be in the mood for sex with this bed? Would it have to involve food fetishism? Would you feel sleepy at the sight of a Whopper? How would a burger taste afterward? Would you ever try to eat your bed in your sleep? Maybe you'd develop the, "What am I, just a piece of meat to you?" complex. And what about Pavlov's Theory? Call me a worrier, but I think you'd be flying in the Danger Zone with this bad boy...
2 comments:
i LOVE it!
Forgetting the nightmarish design, wouldn't sleeping with that big heavy mat on top of you be uncomfortable?
Food is not furniture.
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