These are actually laws.....
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle (and your left hand is on....)
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle (and your left hand is on....)
A bed may not be hung out of a window
Taxi drivers are required to ask all passengers if they have smallpox or the plague (I get this all the time from cabbies)
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI)
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin (but a priest is OK?)
Throughout the whole of England it is illegal to eat mince pies on the 25th of December
It is illegal to be drunk on licensed premises (and what is a pub good for then?)
Here is proof
2 comments:
The best law is the one that allows you to shoot welsh people.... with a crossbow .... on church grounds.... after midnight.... in Bristol.
I'm not sure how often that scenario comes up though.
Jamie had better watch his back!
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